I just couldn’t stand seeing those yo dawg pics anymore
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02
Jan
10
I don’t really have much to say
18
Nov
09
Hungry like the wolf
Chapter Fore
Her eyes glistened under the dance lights, her sparkly, blue, short-cut, dress lit up my world. I ran towards her on all fours at top speed. Pounced and knocked her unconscious. Perfect. I could feel the saliva welling underneath my fangs as I carried her home. I restrained her with soft, black, nylon rope, she was positioned head towards the ground on a table I had set at about 60 degrees. The support around her head was fitted with an irrigation system that allowed for efficient collection of blood in the large jug that rested on the floor below.
She regained consciousness and gazed at me with her bloodshot eyes.
“This will only take a second.” I murmured, as I launched at her throat biting open her jugular. The blood flowed a thick river of red through the tubing and into the container.
The taste of the blood sharpened my senses, my eyes grew larger, my heart rate increased two-fold. I took a deep breath, a feeling of almost orgasmic relief fell over me.
“Thanks Love.”
16
Nov
09
What?
Time to go to kiss rehearsal with the other youth group kids.
16
Nov
09
The Third Entry
Chapter Free
“Get on down, get on down the road” Daniel was singing music from the Wiz as they walked along the dusty dirt road.
“You don’t know the words do you?” Hugo accused.
“What? yeah I do!” Daniel snapped.
“Well why have you been singing the same 8 words all fucking morning?” Hugo exhausted. “I mean, it’s really only 5 words.”
“Hey Hugo” Daniel queried.
“Yeah?” Hugo replied.
“Eat a dick.”
Hugo began to sing, and as he did, his rainbow colours began to glow.
“Awesome.” Daniel gasped in amazement, as a fountain of colour shone from his friend and lit up the empty night sky.
Hugo began to sing, and as he did, the colours danced and swayed with the pair.
This was his song;
“Did I just get seduced by a unicorn?” Daniel asked, shakily.
“uh, yes.” Hugo answered shamefully.
“Dude, not cool, NOT COOL.”
15
Nov
09
ahhhh, DUH!
I feel disappointed in myself for not thinking of it this way. I mean, i always thought about it going the other way, like if he was a real guy, what his life would be like with shrooms destroying his mind.
Chapter Dos.
Back at the castle, Princess April was doing her hair with a new Hannah Montana brush. Once April became princess she got into a bisexual relationship with Miley Cyrus. Oh yeah. And gave me a fucken sweet guitar. As the sun set over the magical mushroom kingdom, April stood there on her balcony, gazing into the distance, brushing her gorgeous brunette locks.
Humphries the butler ran hastily into the room, holding open a golden scroll. This was from “Fuck off” mountain. It was a threat from Brad Gunt. High sorcerer of “Fuck off” Mountain. The threat read as follows:
“Dear Princess April,
Could you please not play your music so loud after 10:30pm. If you could even just turn it down say 6dB it would be much appreciated. Thank you.
Brad.”
“What? What an Ass! I’m a princess I’ll do what I want!” the princess shouted. “Ohh we are going to have a party, oh yes my dears, tonight, we party.”
Umm, This is the kingdom where Ape-DAWG lives:
I don’t know where i go the image, it was on someone’s photobucket.
This should make your day. It made mine; first read this;
Then listen to this;
