I feel disappointed in myself for not thinking of it this way. I mean, i always thought about it going the other way, like if he was a real guy, what his life would be like with shrooms destroying his mind.
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15
Nov
09
ahhhh, DUH!
Chapter Dos.
Back at the castle, Princess April was doing her hair with a new Hannah Montana brush. Once April became princess she got into a bisexual relationship with Miley Cyrus. Oh yeah. And gave me a fucken sweet guitar. As the sun set over the magical mushroom kingdom, April stood there on her balcony, gazing into the distance, brushing her gorgeous brunette locks.
Humphries the butler ran hastily into the room, holding open a golden scroll. This was from “Fuck off” mountain. It was a threat from Brad Gunt. High sorcerer of “Fuck off” Mountain. The threat read as follows:
“Dear Princess April,
Could you please not play your music so loud after 10:30pm. If you could even just turn it down say 6dB it would be much appreciated. Thank you.
Brad.”
“What? What an Ass! I’m a princess I’ll do what I want!” the princess shouted. “Ohh we are going to have a party, oh yes my dears, tonight, we party.”
Umm, This is the kingdom where Ape-DAWG lives:
I don’t know where i go the image, it was on someone’s photobucket.
I think we could all do with a little mmm bop.
And in case you never learned (i had no idea what the verses were about), underneath are the lyrics to the verses of mmm bop by Hanson.
You have so many relationships in this life
Only one or two will last
You’re going through all this pain and strife
Then you turn your back and they’re gone so fast
And they’re gone so fast
So hold on the ones who really care
In the end they’ll be the only ones there
When you get old and start losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care?
In an mmm bop, they’re gone
Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose
You can plant any one of those
Keep planting to find out which one grows
It’s a secret no one knows
It’s a secret no one knows
No one knows
In an mmm bop they’re gone.
In an mmm bop they’re not there.
In an mmm bop they’re gone.
In an mmm bop they’re not there.
Until you lose your hair. But you don’t care.
Can you tell me? Night came but you don’t know.
Can you tell me? You say you can but you don’t know.
Can you tell me which flower’s going to grow?
Can you tell me if it’s going to be a daisy or a rose?
Can you tell me which flower’s going to grow?
Can you tell me? You say you can but you don’t know.
You say you can but you don’t know.
You don’t know
You don’t know
This is what most people know as “The Sunscreen song” Listen to it, the lyrics are taken from an essay written in 1997 it has some decent advice =)
11
Nov
09
The old warlock “DRL” =)
Don’t even think about starting on me for playing this. You have needs yeah?
Me too, playing is my best way of venting. NEEDS DAMMIT! =)
10
Nov
09
I’m reinstalling WoW
I’m bored to the point where I’m re-installing it. God help me. God help us all.
10
Nov
09
Added this to my 90’s playlist.
Emotion Sickness – Silverchair 1999
This is their new single. I fucking love it =)
Chapter Juan
This is my story, i’m going to tell it in my own style.
Straight up meet our hero;
Meet Daniel. Bravest knight in all the land.
Yeah, this was a photo of me fighting a Dragon, see how I’m not worried at all. That’s because I’m cool. =)
Daniel was at home one night, reheating some old Mcdonald’s chips that Matt hadn’t eaten. He had added ground chili, salt and a touch more oil. Then he drank milk through a chocolate Corinthian wafer straw. As he was returning to his quarters, he was interrupted by a small and plump Iranian man.
“Hossein!” he shouted.
Daniel glared at him in confusion.
“I am Hossein!” said the small, round man. His cheeks bright, and rosy and his brow grey, and heavy.
“Uh, hi, I’m Daniel” said our hero, quite withdrawn. “Yeah, just gonna uh, eat my chips now”
The man beamed at Daniel’s plate of chilli fries.
“could i uh, just have a…”
“SPIES!” shouted Daniel as he smashed the plate of chips across the rounded features of this strange man’s face. The man’s pointy nose cushioned the blow and he threw a right hook at Daniel’s chin. Daniel blocked the attack with his left elbow and thrust his right hand into the man’s chest, tearing out his still beating heart. He then proceeded to throw the man and his heart over the fence into the neighbours yard and forgot about him.
Daniel entered his room, sat on his bed and prepared to watch Toy Story 2. As he was about to press play, the phone rang.
“RING! FUCKEN RING!”
“Hello?” Daniel enquired, playing sober in case it was his boss.
“Daniel, this is princess April, what’s the date?”
“Pfft fucks me, Wednesday?”
“Daniel, I need you to go through the gates of Lexicon and find out”
“Oh, can I do it after I watch toy story? I’ve got these chips and they’re really good…”
“No, I need you to go now.”
“ugh Fine.”
Daniel, hung up the phone and headed towards the stables. Within the stable’s lived Daniel’s rainbow stallion Hugo.
“C’mon Hugo,” Daniel sighed. “Going on a quest for the princess. Doesn’t know what the date is or some fucking thing.”
“I can’t talk, in case the audience was wondering.”
“Holy shit you can talk?”
“No, well, yes,” Hugo stumbled on his words. “But it was supposed to be a secret until chapter 2.”
“Oh, well we can pretend, if you want?”
“No,no it’s ok, whatev’s.”
“Sorry Dude.”
As Daniel and Hugo rode into the sunset, Daniel wondered if they’d gone too far for him to go back and get his ipod.
10
Nov
09
I just had an epiphany about people, life, and relationships, it’s like i can see the matrix.
I don’t even know if i can get this to make sense, it’s just like;
All the lame stereotypical “advice phrases” are correct. You need to take them more literally and really read into them.
Like “Live every day like it’s your last” <– you need to align your thoughts so that you can enjoy as many points in time as you can. It doesn’t necessarily mean you need to go on an uber holiday and get smashed. You just need to “Live each day to it’s full potential” See that sounds gay, but you actually just have to get your mind into a thought pattern to make the most out of little things.
I regularly find myself saying “Best Day Ever” and I’ll tell you what, it definitely makes me feel better. An example of this was a few days ago; i was pretty bored most of the day, just ran out of stuff to do, went to the shops, went to the gym. Pretty lame huh? but then i got home and remembered that i had a chocolate milk in the fridge, AND instant access to “Zombie” by the Cranberries. BEST DAY EVER! And that was the full potential of that day.
That is to say that each day has an amount of “fun” potential that can be quantified. The goal is to seek out this “FUN” and by doing so you ARE “Living each day to its full potential.”
INFO ON MY PENIS STARTS HERE… you sicko.
Yesterday kicked ass, i had Brad phone me to say a bunch of pharmacy girls wanted to see a photo of my penis. At this point i could have chosen to NOT live this day like it was my last. Perhaps that phrase is more suited to decision making. So when you’re making serious decisions in life, ask yourself what you’d do if you were going to be dead tomorrow. Of course this doesn’t apply to things such as “should i max out a credit card on things i can’t afford” because that’s just ridiculous, you still need to use your common sense. But yes, i messaged the pictures to “the person with the iphone” (my request because they have a better screen), and then Brad reported back to me over the phone what was happening, as though i were in the newsroom and he was at ground zero.
“Yes, we’re just getting.. what? yes, the first message is coming through now. They’re opening… yes they’re opening it… and now… they’re inspecting. We’re just waiting on a verdict. Good, we’re hearing good things all round, some even would say massive. Ok, i’ve just been told that Katie is explaining something to Louise, ok she’s saying ‘no it’s uncircumcised, see the bit here at the tip’. One report is that it is a ‘fine specimen’ others continue to run back and forth to ensure everyone has had a look.”
Then i think we laughed for about an hour. I know that story should be separate, but as if you didn’t want to know how it went. =)
Love you guys,
Lovett.
